1.) Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...

Waah! Waah!

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...

Waah! Waah!

Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

2.) Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...

Waah! Waah!

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...

Waah! Waah!

Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

3.) Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...

Waah! Waah!

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...

Waah! Waah!

Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

4.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...

Waah! Waah!

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...

Waah! Waah!

Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

5.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...

"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

6.) Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...

Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...

Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

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BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

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santa and banta r discussing--------------

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

ThinK......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To

naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

Kyon??????

Think....... ......

Give up??

Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

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Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy??????

Keep Guessing.... ..

Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai

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if a CAT crosses ur way,

when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

?

it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

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Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

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Socho

Thoda sur Socho

???..............

Socho Socho....

Nahi Aata

Bcoz

Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold....

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